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Framingham Patch: A girl said she was just having a fantastic day and dance when she supposedly “mooned” a few visitors close to Tedeschi’s last week. At the day of Feb. 28, when it was about 57 degrees out in Framingham, Officer Stephen O’Rourke seen a guy depart Tedeschi’s and enter his vehicle. As he started to pull off, a girl reportedly pulled down her pants and exposed her behind to the vehicle and others at the junction intersection. According to the report, the officer explained the exasperated motorist put his hands in the air and the others were considering him, as well, while celebrating that the “mooner.”

O’Rourke turned on his lights, and hauled up to Dawn Sampson, who is known to him, and she immediately apologized and asked that she’d be detained, said police. She had been handcuffed and the other parties with Sampson were “advised this kind of behavior is not acceptable and won’t be tolerated.” In the station, Sampson, ” according to the report, pleaded with officials to not be detained and that she had been “having a fantastic day and just dance.” Sampson is recorded as displaced. According to her “exposing her buttocks to the densely populated region and creating shock to the motorist and other civilians,” Sampson was charged with gross and open sexual lewdness, according to the Framingham police log.

The crazy part about this particular story is that this is what progress looks like for Dawn Sampson, the Framingham Fapkiller. Yes, that is right — providing strangers an unsolicited free tour of the fudge factory Is in Fact a step in the Perfect direction:

“Throughout the booking procedure, Dawn pleaded to not bill her since she had nine receptive instances,” police wrote in the accounts.

Paradoxically, nine open circumstances. If they were all as hilarious as a drunken clam showing off her fanny cakes into individuals coming out of this Tedeschi’s. Although in equity, if you go into a Tedeschi’s this is a chance you require. There isn’t a Tedeschi’s in America which doesn’t have a ratcho-magnetic pull to it.

Her plethora of different arrests weren’t nearly as funny. Much like the time she beat the shit out of another girl on the Caribbean common since she had been “”:

Police say a Framingham woman viciously beat another girl on the Caribbean common on Saturday, making the sufferer’s face covered with bruises, authorities said on Tuesday. Police detained Dawn Sampson, 37, in p.m. once they witnessed the beating, as shown by a Framingham Police report registered from Framingham District Court on Tuesday. On Saturday, a man flagged down officers told me there was a fight on the common and they should move there to split this up. There, they saw a bunch of girls and it seemed one was attacking another and two others were attempting to split this up.

“I observed (the alleged victim) was sitting on the ground with her back against a wall and her head in between her knees and has been actively attempting to protect herself from Ms. Sampson, who had been throwing multiple closed fist strikes at her” police wrote.

Officers yelled for the group to cease. The alleged victim’s best side of her face “was blue and black,” police wrote. When contested, Sampson said she was just defending herself, but when advised officers saw her punching the girl who was not fighting back, Sampson altered her story.

“Ms. Sampson said that her husband had just died and she had been quite upset and not having a fantastic day,” police wrote.

Some people grieve by sending flowers and even services. Other individuals kick the shit out of the first person they see on the town common who doesn’t give them crack money.

Less than a year later she was being detained warrants, and decided to for good measure:

A displaced girl, mad police detained her on a merit on Monday, assaulted two cops and a hospital worker, a prosecutor said in Framingham District Court on Tuesday. Police detained Dawn Sampson, 38, out of the One Stop on Irving Street around 4:27 p.m., prosecutor Dan Brunelli said throughout Sampson’s arraignment. An officer on patrol saw Sampson standing in front of the store and discovered she had a Marlborough District Court warrant for the arrest that charged her with assault and battery with a dangerous weapon.

“She had been cooperative in the beginning, but she became combative at the police station,” Brunelli said.

According to a police record, Sampson was crying and crying and spit to a female officer who had been frisking her. She threatened to kill herself when she had been locked up in a mobile. She was taken to the MetroWest Medical Center in Framingham to get a mental health evaluation.

“She had been taken to the hospital in restraints,” said Brunelli. “When she had been brought to the hospital, the restraints were loosened.”

When the restraints were loosened, Sampson began kicking and flailing, and then struck by an officer in the chest, according to the police report. Sampson also scratched a hospital security guard, which makes the girl bloodied, police wrote in the accounts.

See what I mean? She really has come along way. Less than two years ago she had been spitting on cops and being tossed into cushioned rooms. Now she’s just airing out her cheeks in public. And in equity, mooning is obviously funny. Always.

The Framingham Fapkiller may as well have her own page on the :

A homeless girl helped her friend beat another girl earlier this season, sucker-punching the victim as she tried to shield herself, authorities said. Dawn Sampson, 40, faced charges in Framingham District Court on Tuesday for this July 11 episode, as well as an unrelated episode from May 6 in which she is accused of attempting to break into an ex-boyfriend’s Irving Street apartment. From the July incident, the alleged victim had been assaulted by Amanda Oliver, 30, facing Tedeschi’s in Caribbean, prosecutor Rob Meltzer said throughout Sampson’s Framingham District Court arraignment. Sampson initially was just watching her friend face the victim.

“When the victim tried to shield herself, Ms. Sampson went up to her and punched her in the mind, basically sucker hitting,” Meltzer said. Oliver and Sampson then pumped the girl unconscious when they threw her to a real planter. After the girl arrived, Oliver and Sampson took turns because they punched and kicked her, then ” the prosecutor said. Oliver then attacked the girl from the arm, Meltzer said. Oliver has been arraigned on July 12 and is being held. Sampson was not arrested that day. Police summoned Sampson to court and charged her with assault and battery with a dangerous weapon and assault and battery.

In another scenario, Sampson is charged with attempting to break to her ex-boyfriend’s Irving Street flat on May 6, Meltzer said. Two days before, Sampson had been arrested for vandalizing the flat and pulling a fire alarm. A Framingham District Court judge had ordered her to avoid the building. Police charged Sampson with attempted breaking and entering and trespassing. Meltzer asked Judge Jennifer Stark to carry Sampson on $2,500 bond on each chase, and to reverse her bond on two available attack cases.

Has she ever committed a crime without even hitting up a Tedeschi’s initial? Maybe we should ban them. However, God damn, this girl isn’t a joke. She beat a girl unconscious, then waited for her to come to until kicking the shit out of her again. That is not as funny as a wall full of ass.

So…. .what does it take to put this girl in big girl jail? I mean, that the only girl’s prison in this state is IN FRAMINGHAM!! It’s not like she’s getting arrested for hilarious crimes the majority of the time. We’re speaking about a violent felon here.

In all seriousness though, this lady highlights everything that is wrong with our mental health system in the united states. People like this have no clue what they’re doing. They fucked up, plus they’re a threat to themselves but to men and women. Open up the crazy bins and begin tossing people like her in there, since they’re not needingna visit the physicians and take action voluntarily.